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HTURD - tOinKeRs - “The Legend of Toinkers” Tee
HTURD - tOinKeRs - “The Legend of Toinkers” Tee
Once upon a time, Jay gave a micro pig some DMT, and things got real weird. The “Legend of Toinkers” tee tells the ridiculous origin story of your favorite toad-pig mutants in all their oinking, hopping glory. With a design that captures the madness of accidental crossbreeding and questionable life choices, this shirt is for those who love a good laugh and appreciate the bizarre. Whether you’re a fan of questionable science experiments or just here for the chaos, this tee lets you wear the weirdest chapter of the Heisenturd saga right on your chest. Grab it, and let the world know you’re down with the strangest hybrid to ever exist—Toinkers, baby!
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